{"id":604,"date":"2009-01-08T22:03:43","date_gmt":"2009-01-08T20:03:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/?p=604"},"modified":"2009-02-15T16:58:04","modified_gmt":"2009-02-15T14:58:04","slug":"du-bist-so-ein-tor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/?p=604","title":{"rendered":"Du bist so ein Tor&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ich weiss ja nicht, was die Bauarbeiter den ganzen Tag da bei uns gegen\u00fcber machen, aber manchmal frag ich mich auch, was den Bau immer wieder verz\u00f6gert. Vielleicht weil man solche Schilder an einem Pseudo-Larifari-Ausgang befestigen muss, weil man sonst nicht weiss, welche Z\u00e4une man zur Seite beschaffen muss, um auf die Baustelle zu kommen&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Erinnert mich ein wenig an Star Wars&#8230; Was ist der gr\u00f6\u00dfere Tor&#8230; Das Tor oder der Tor, der davor steht&#8230; oder so \u00e4hnlich \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ich weiss ja nicht, was die Bauarbeiter den ganzen Tag da bei uns gegen\u00fcber machen, aber manchmal frag ich mich auch, was den Bau immer wieder verz\u00f6gert. Vielleicht weil man solche Schilder an einem Pseudo-Larifari-Ausgang befestigen muss, weil man sonst nicht weiss, welche Z\u00e4une man zur Seite beschaffen muss, um auf die Baustelle zu kommen&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-604","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2tmAQ-9K","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=604"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":606,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/604\/revisions\/606"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=604"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=604"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.dailyarvel.de\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=604"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}